Ideas:
Cranium: Genius Edition. Categories are Alchemy. and Calculus because I think that’s really hard. I refuse to recognize a difference between Alchemy and Chemistry.
If I ever become a paraplegic, you better believe I am going to wear a mermaid costume over my bum legs. I guarantee that within a week, I would be convinced that ‘mermaid’ is my actual ailment that stops me from walking, not paralyzation. Much more enjoyable for me.
Stuff:
I yelled at my boss because I thought he did my taxes wrong. It turns out that I’m 20 and I earn less money per year than people get on welfare. I have nothing to worry about. Sorry, Sanders.
The Green Mile: I watched all three hours of it today and now I am dehydrated from all of the crying. Some “Top Tearjerkers of All Time” list put it second to E.T. Are you kidding me? Have you sentimental bitches even seen The Kite Runner? Not a reliable list.
I CANNOT WAIT TO HOST MY FIRST GAME NIGHT THIS WEEK. I hope it is so wonderful that nobody ever leaves. Muhuhahahaha
